Monday, February 13, 2006

Why do we need to defeat Bob McHallewfarm?

Jeepers creepers, just look at him. Look at that hair and those polka dots and that stupid grin on his face. How can you not want to annhiliate him? And, my evil friends, Bob is Swiss. Do we ever hear anything about Switzerland? Ever? No. They all own guns, but do they ever use them? No. What losers. All that money, spent and wasted. Even though Bob is Swiss, he owns one. He has to; he's Swiss. Do you see that dog in his picture? Loser! We, as Gaizin Diabhalens, also hate his choices in clothing. Look at his horrendous style. Full of attempts at cuteness, but never succeeding. Is it any wonder, Gaizin Diabhalens, why we need to defeat this ghost? This Swiss ghost?

So, B.H. and A.C., we shall try our best and we will also win. Why, you ask? Because we are G.D.

Har, har, har!
Kill, kill, kill, and Sue Koss!

-Striapach

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