Love to be privatized

A rushy mess is the best words to define the last days on Heaven, a rumour that Love will be tooken from the Heart and Feelings Department and from human’s soul to be handed on human Companies or gouvernments, as a product on the Service’s market.
This possibility has appeared on the role of the continuing “Karma Cleansing” promised by the Superior Divine Council of Gods(composed by God, Yaveh, Allah, Jeovah, Zeus, Tao, Shiva and Buda), in its 1002nd Eternity turn, due to the more than obvious Soul corruption and horrific destiny that awaits Mankind.
The problems show up when there are critical voices on the Heart and Feelings Department, ruled by Afrodite and Saint Valentine, who have the «Golden share» on Love, while the remain 50% of the feeling is controled by Mankind. In declaration to Gaiz Diabhal, Afrodite complains that Love belongs to the unknown fate of the humans and on the cair of her department: «The Heart and Feelings Department will not allow the Counceil to introduce in the Love dossier, its a strategical sector to the development of human behaviour, and it has more than once brought good results to this Administration.»
The speaker of the Counceil, Saint Peter said the Administration knows what is best for the future of us all, including what we feel: «Love is a big part of the Universe’s and Karma’s problems. How many times did we had to face murders, homicides, suicides, wars and things of the sort, in the name of Love. Humans cant deal with Love, its sad but true.».
The minister of Forgiveness, Jesus Christ, explicited that he wont allow chaos to introduce in Heaven: «Above all, we must remain calm and conscient of the decision we are about to make, both situations have bad and good sides, we have to keep ourselves acknowledged that the Devil can act when we least expect.»
This statements were clearly refused by the Devil itself: «It’s completely false that we will interceed on this issue, since 10 eternities ago that our course was of focusing in our sinful resources, so we’ve liberalize the sectors and a few millenia ago, we’ve passed the Planet Earth on the Índex of the Better Worlds. That means that Hell is on the top 10 of that Índex, while Earth is almost on the bottom of that ranking, having only a worst performance the worlds of ghosts and the radioactive Croissants sans la Joie de Vivre.
On the human side, the major companies of the market havent yet considered any action, regarding the lack of true facts. The Barclays Bank and Credit Suisse said that they will not participate directly on the control of Love, but they might offer it to atract new clients and to fidelize old ones. The Spanish Telefonica says that nothing is yet defined, although they may advance on a action of acquirance with the help of the Santander Bank. American airlines is interested in turning Love into chocolats so that they may expand themselves to other markets such as the South American and Asian.
The only gouvernments that want to take an action are the ones of Portugal and China, these last one because their freackin country is so big that they just have a morbid need to fill up the empty space, while Portugal thinks that a litlle bit more of simpathy on their public workers would improve their produtivity.
Although of all that has been said, the last word goes to the Secretary of the Destiny and Future, ruled by the eight-legged Spider, Aracne, who shows complete availability to do whatever the Counceil decide, but there are other priorities ahead the privatization of Love: «This department of Heaven has allways showned available to define the Destiny of the Universe, and in special, troubled worlds like Earth and its humans inhabitants, but its these ones in particular that there are reserved other events more important and that are ahead of that Liberalization, the H5N1 world pandemy, the III World War, the extinction of the tze-tze flies and a super-tsunami on the West Coast of Europe are, in my point of view, priorities that cannot be minimized.»

- Buru Har