Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Ghosts
What are feelings made of? we ask...are they made of actions? of words? of an ethereal bound that connects us to the gods unveiled in Fate? Or are we making the correct question.
On the desert valley of Atira, under a dark sky, fulfilled with the clouds antecipating the Haven's wrath, Ahote stares, his dark eyes shown what he most desired not to face, he could not believe, with his body stacked, curved with the hands touching the ground, he closed his mouth with bitter anger.
Acaharo stood tall on the plain while he watched the man he most feared, he knew this day was upon to happen, but he didnt knew it should be today, however, if that what was reserved by the Gods so he could keep walking his path and life with doubled perserverance, then he had nothing to do, but face his enemy.
Ahote rose up, walked and Acaharo walk towards him, soon, they were 5 feet distance, their heads straight, their eyes unshakeable and defying, they had an axe on their hands, on the front of each of them wasnt only their enemy and adversary, there were projected memories from the past, the reasons to some decisions they took, who they were and what they would be were a result of their past encounters. They wanted to raise their hands in war.
What is vengeance made of? and promises? They are past actions caused by words that creates a bound of eternal hate and the wish of fulfilling what was left undone, that overpasses lifes as a bourden in our hearts, and death doesnt end it, on the contrary, it imortalizes them, making those vengeances ghosts who break into History and Society as a forbidden but most wanted element.
Ahote still couldnt raise his hand, speak or do nothing, what can one do to a ghost? What he didnt knew is that Acaharo had the exact same questions on his mind.
- Buru Har
On the desert valley of Atira, under a dark sky, fulfilled with the clouds antecipating the Haven's wrath, Ahote stares, his dark eyes shown what he most desired not to face, he could not believe, with his body stacked, curved with the hands touching the ground, he closed his mouth with bitter anger.
Acaharo stood tall on the plain while he watched the man he most feared, he knew this day was upon to happen, but he didnt knew it should be today, however, if that what was reserved by the Gods so he could keep walking his path and life with doubled perserverance, then he had nothing to do, but face his enemy.
Ahote rose up, walked and Acaharo walk towards him, soon, they were 5 feet distance, their heads straight, their eyes unshakeable and defying, they had an axe on their hands, on the front of each of them wasnt only their enemy and adversary, there were projected memories from the past, the reasons to some decisions they took, who they were and what they would be were a result of their past encounters. They wanted to raise their hands in war.
What is vengeance made of? and promises? They are past actions caused by words that creates a bound of eternal hate and the wish of fulfilling what was left undone, that overpasses lifes as a bourden in our hearts, and death doesnt end it, on the contrary, it imortalizes them, making those vengeances ghosts who break into History and Society as a forbidden but most wanted element.
Ahote still couldnt raise his hand, speak or do nothing, what can one do to a ghost? What he didnt knew is that Acaharo had the exact same questions on his mind.
- Buru Har
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
To Her
Gunnar Heydvarson is on the limit of the white line that separates the bench from the field.
As a soccer manager he makes decisions with his team, he draws the tactics and schemes from which his team will win.
But Soccer is tricky, he is on a drawn with the best team in Iceland, Rejkjavik Ballklub, his team, Laundmannagard FC, humble, with low resources, interpretating badly the tactic Gunnar drew on his head, confused within lines, hopeless in which play, getting themselves humiliated by the divine class of the Rejkjavikan players.
Gunnar Heydvarson, a manager, a man of soccer, a man, has to decide, there are three paths, three ways of facing the match, the championship. Three paths leading to three very different destinies.
He can get a drawn, from which he will reach a good position on the championship, but that would include standing on the same ground for too long time.
He can get a defeat by 1-0, he will not be respected for his work, for what he trully worked on that team and how much he cares about them, but he will be keeping the team on the first championship.
He can get victory, he may win the pride of all Iceland, by his courage, by the way he kept believing in that team, and how he fought so hard to kept that fragile group in the toughest division of all, glory is at his reach...but it has its dangers, betting all on the attack would mean leaving the defense alone, and the icelandese capital soccer team has 0 goals in 40 games, and 40 goals in counter-attack, and if he looses by more than one he will lower division, putting at risk his already fragile position, his already fragile team.
A man allways has to choose, decisions are allways on the next side of the street, and Gunnar Heydvarson is just catching his last breath.
Minut 89: The center midfielder of Rejkjavik Ballklub takes the ball on the middle of the field, passes one player, two players, three players, four players, five players, he is 2 meters in distance of the goalkeeper....he shoots, he scores, Rejkjavik Ballklub would win the game with this goal, and consequently, winning the Icelandese Soccer Title, they're fans who travelled far to support their team jump with happinness and their smiles glowing with the sweet taste of victory.
The few supporters of Laundmannagard hide the small support flags, they watch resigned the victory of their opponents.
The loosing players left the pitch with his head down, not by shame, but for incapacity of not being able to show quality, how they condemned their talents by affirming that they havent any talent.
From the president, the supporters, to the team of Landmaunnagard, there is a common feeling: Gunnar Heydvarson made the only choice.
-Buru Har
As a soccer manager he makes decisions with his team, he draws the tactics and schemes from which his team will win.
But Soccer is tricky, he is on a drawn with the best team in Iceland, Rejkjavik Ballklub, his team, Laundmannagard FC, humble, with low resources, interpretating badly the tactic Gunnar drew on his head, confused within lines, hopeless in which play, getting themselves humiliated by the divine class of the Rejkjavikan players.
Gunnar Heydvarson, a manager, a man of soccer, a man, has to decide, there are three paths, three ways of facing the match, the championship. Three paths leading to three very different destinies.
He can get a drawn, from which he will reach a good position on the championship, but that would include standing on the same ground for too long time.
He can get a defeat by 1-0, he will not be respected for his work, for what he trully worked on that team and how much he cares about them, but he will be keeping the team on the first championship.
He can get victory, he may win the pride of all Iceland, by his courage, by the way he kept believing in that team, and how he fought so hard to kept that fragile group in the toughest division of all, glory is at his reach...but it has its dangers, betting all on the attack would mean leaving the defense alone, and the icelandese capital soccer team has 0 goals in 40 games, and 40 goals in counter-attack, and if he looses by more than one he will lower division, putting at risk his already fragile position, his already fragile team.
A man allways has to choose, decisions are allways on the next side of the street, and Gunnar Heydvarson is just catching his last breath.
Minut 89: The center midfielder of Rejkjavik Ballklub takes the ball on the middle of the field, passes one player, two players, three players, four players, five players, he is 2 meters in distance of the goalkeeper....he shoots, he scores, Rejkjavik Ballklub would win the game with this goal, and consequently, winning the Icelandese Soccer Title, they're fans who travelled far to support their team jump with happinness and their smiles glowing with the sweet taste of victory.
The few supporters of Laundmannagard hide the small support flags, they watch resigned the victory of their opponents.
The loosing players left the pitch with his head down, not by shame, but for incapacity of not being able to show quality, how they condemned their talents by affirming that they havent any talent.
From the president, the supporters, to the team of Landmaunnagard, there is a common feeling: Gunnar Heydvarson made the only choice.
-Buru Har
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Love to be privatized
A rushy mess is the best words to define the last days on Heaven, a rumour that Love will be tooken from the Heart and Feelings Department and from human’s soul to be handed on human Companies or gouvernments, as a product on the Service’s market.
This possibility has appeared on the role of the continuing “Karma Cleansing” promised by the Superior Divine Council of Gods(composed by God, Yaveh, Allah, Jeovah, Zeus, Tao, Shiva and Buda), in its 1002nd Eternity turn, due to the more than obvious Soul corruption and horrific destiny that awaits Mankind.
The problems show up when there are critical voices on the Heart and Feelings Department, ruled by Afrodite and Saint Valentine, who have the «Golden share» on Love, while the remain 50% of the feeling is controled by Mankind. In declaration to Gaiz Diabhal, Afrodite complains that Love belongs to the unknown fate of the humans and on the cair of her department: «The Heart and Feelings Department will not allow the Counceil to introduce in the Love dossier, its a strategical sector to the development of human behaviour, and it has more than once brought good results to this Administration.»
The speaker of the Counceil, Saint Peter said the Administration knows what is best for the future of us all, including what we feel: «Love is a big part of the Universe’s and Karma’s problems. How many times did we had to face murders, homicides, suicides, wars and things of the sort, in the name of Love. Humans cant deal with Love, its sad but true.».
The minister of Forgiveness, Jesus Christ, explicited that he wont allow chaos to introduce in Heaven: «Above all, we must remain calm and conscient of the decision we are about to make, both situations have bad and good sides, we have to keep ourselves acknowledged that the Devil can act when we least expect.»
This statements were clearly refused by the Devil itself: «It’s completely false that we will interceed on this issue, since 10 eternities ago that our course was of focusing in our sinful resources, so we’ve liberalize the sectors and a few millenia ago, we’ve passed the Planet Earth on the Índex of the Better Worlds. That means that Hell is on the top 10 of that Índex, while Earth is almost on the bottom of that ranking, having only a worst performance the worlds of ghosts and the radioactive Croissants sans la Joie de Vivre.
On the human side, the major companies of the market havent yet considered any action, regarding the lack of true facts. The Barclays Bank and Credit Suisse said that they will not participate directly on the control of Love, but they might offer it to atract new clients and to fidelize old ones. The Spanish Telefonica says that nothing is yet defined, although they may advance on a action of acquirance with the help of the Santander Bank. American airlines is interested in turning Love into chocolats so that they may expand themselves to other markets such as the South American and Asian.
The only gouvernments that want to take an action are the ones of Portugal and China, these last one because their freackin country is so big that they just have a morbid need to fill up the empty space, while Portugal thinks that a litlle bit more of simpathy on their public workers would improve their produtivity.
Although of all that has been said, the last word goes to the Secretary of the Destiny and Future, ruled by the eight-legged Spider, Aracne, who shows complete availability to do whatever the Counceil decide, but there are other priorities ahead the privatization of Love: «This department of Heaven has allways showned available to define the Destiny of the Universe, and in special, troubled worlds like Earth and its humans inhabitants, but its these ones in particular that there are reserved other events more important and that are ahead of that Liberalization, the H5N1 world pandemy, the III World War, the extinction of the tze-tze flies and a super-tsunami on the West Coast of Europe are, in my point of view, priorities that cannot be minimized.»
- Buru Har
This possibility has appeared on the role of the continuing “Karma Cleansing” promised by the Superior Divine Council of Gods(composed by God, Yaveh, Allah, Jeovah, Zeus, Tao, Shiva and Buda), in its 1002nd Eternity turn, due to the more than obvious Soul corruption and horrific destiny that awaits Mankind.
The problems show up when there are critical voices on the Heart and Feelings Department, ruled by Afrodite and Saint Valentine, who have the «Golden share» on Love, while the remain 50% of the feeling is controled by Mankind. In declaration to Gaiz Diabhal, Afrodite complains that Love belongs to the unknown fate of the humans and on the cair of her department: «The Heart and Feelings Department will not allow the Counceil to introduce in the Love dossier, its a strategical sector to the development of human behaviour, and it has more than once brought good results to this Administration.»
The speaker of the Counceil, Saint Peter said the Administration knows what is best for the future of us all, including what we feel: «Love is a big part of the Universe’s and Karma’s problems. How many times did we had to face murders, homicides, suicides, wars and things of the sort, in the name of Love. Humans cant deal with Love, its sad but true.».
The minister of Forgiveness, Jesus Christ, explicited that he wont allow chaos to introduce in Heaven: «Above all, we must remain calm and conscient of the decision we are about to make, both situations have bad and good sides, we have to keep ourselves acknowledged that the Devil can act when we least expect.»
This statements were clearly refused by the Devil itself: «It’s completely false that we will interceed on this issue, since 10 eternities ago that our course was of focusing in our sinful resources, so we’ve liberalize the sectors and a few millenia ago, we’ve passed the Planet Earth on the Índex of the Better Worlds. That means that Hell is on the top 10 of that Índex, while Earth is almost on the bottom of that ranking, having only a worst performance the worlds of ghosts and the radioactive Croissants sans la Joie de Vivre.
On the human side, the major companies of the market havent yet considered any action, regarding the lack of true facts. The Barclays Bank and Credit Suisse said that they will not participate directly on the control of Love, but they might offer it to atract new clients and to fidelize old ones. The Spanish Telefonica says that nothing is yet defined, although they may advance on a action of acquirance with the help of the Santander Bank. American airlines is interested in turning Love into chocolats so that they may expand themselves to other markets such as the South American and Asian.
The only gouvernments that want to take an action are the ones of Portugal and China, these last one because their freackin country is so big that they just have a morbid need to fill up the empty space, while Portugal thinks that a litlle bit more of simpathy on their public workers would improve their produtivity.
Although of all that has been said, the last word goes to the Secretary of the Destiny and Future, ruled by the eight-legged Spider, Aracne, who shows complete availability to do whatever the Counceil decide, but there are other priorities ahead the privatization of Love: «This department of Heaven has allways showned available to define the Destiny of the Universe, and in special, troubled worlds like Earth and its humans inhabitants, but its these ones in particular that there are reserved other events more important and that are ahead of that Liberalization, the H5N1 world pandemy, the III World War, the extinction of the tze-tze flies and a super-tsunami on the West Coast of Europe are, in my point of view, priorities that cannot be minimized.»
- Buru Har
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Target: 1001 defeats to Bob - 1st one - ST Valentines day
Considering that Bob McHallewfarm embodies everything that is good, pure, fashion and lovely we have to defeat him. And I propose that the key to defeat him is to find exemples of moments or objects or events where EVIL, the true and unique spirit of Gaiz Diabhal, beats Good. 1001 defeats.
Here is the first contribute - Saint Valentine's day, such a priceless day, where couples all around the world join to celebrate their love in a very very very special ocasion.
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...
Is it? NO!!!!! Most of the men just dont give a damn about the issue, they just want to watch some sports, or drinking a few beers with their friends, they mostly forget the day, and they pass all the day checking out the girl who sells houses on the next block. Girlfriends have a special place in our hearts...after being with our friends and watching a soccer game or any kind of sport.
Considering this obvious issue, and that girls are the first to be "eaten" by fashionably comercialism, they tend to get sad and mad with the boyfriends about it, so they get miserable, and most of the times the couple breaks up, so everyone gets miserable, AND THIS IS HOW EVIL PREVAILED OVER GOOD!!!
KILL KILL KILL AND SUE KOSS!!!(this one was orgasmic)
-Buru Har
Here is the first contribute - Saint Valentine's day, such a priceless day, where couples all around the world join to celebrate their love in a very very very special ocasion.
...
...
Is it? NO!!!!! Most of the men just dont give a damn about the issue, they just want to watch some sports, or drinking a few beers with their friends, they mostly forget the day, and they pass all the day checking out the girl who sells houses on the next block. Girlfriends have a special place in our hearts...after being with our friends and watching a soccer game or any kind of sport.
Considering this obvious issue, and that girls are the first to be "eaten" by fashionably comercialism, they tend to get sad and mad with the boyfriends about it, so they get miserable, and most of the times the couple breaks up, so everyone gets miserable, AND THIS IS HOW EVIL PREVAILED OVER GOOD!!!
KILL KILL KILL AND SUE KOSS!!!(this one was orgasmic)
-Buru Har
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Prophecy from the Beyond Door
LAD evil ones!
Something happenned to me today at 01:34, when I finished my last meal before sleep while I was watching «Lost».
A ghost came from nowhere to my room and he stared!! I was like «#"!!!"# %&"#$ A». Then he said to me «Be quiet», he was watching «Lost» with me, then he sat beside me and we watched «Lost» together, he even put up a pillow on his back and he said something like «Aaaahhh, that feels good».
I got kind of weird, but well, its allways good to share an episode of «Lost» with a fan so I've offered him some bread and he took it, he asked me then.
«Is that the musician guy "Pippin" from Lord of the Rings?»
«Yes, it is» I said «he likes the pregnant girl»
«Thats Stupid!» he cussed.
«Why?»
«There are no electrical guitars in the Middle Earth!»
«Ah...»
Then he left after the episode ended and he left me a note that said.
«On the third visit of the W, the 7 firsts will be apledging him to be gentle. The cute, lighty, lovely one(we GD know who this guy is, right!) will take on a rifle, create a huge manifestation on Teehran Ville, just beside Pyongyang Ville in the State of Louisiana, and he will scream higher that ever with the croud «WE WANT PRADA! WE WANT PRADA! WE WANT PRADA!
PS: Thanks for the meal.»
- Buru Har
Something happenned to me today at 01:34, when I finished my last meal before sleep while I was watching «Lost».
A ghost came from nowhere to my room and he stared!! I was like «#"!!!"# %&"#$ A». Then he said to me «Be quiet», he was watching «Lost» with me, then he sat beside me and we watched «Lost» together, he even put up a pillow on his back and he said something like «Aaaahhh, that feels good».
I got kind of weird, but well, its allways good to share an episode of «Lost» with a fan so I've offered him some bread and he took it, he asked me then.
«Is that the musician guy "Pippin" from Lord of the Rings?»
«Yes, it is» I said «he likes the pregnant girl»
«Thats Stupid!» he cussed.
«Why?»
«There are no electrical guitars in the Middle Earth!»
«Ah...»
Then he left after the episode ended and he left me a note that said.
«On the third visit of the W, the 7 firsts will be apledging him to be gentle. The cute, lighty, lovely one(we GD know who this guy is, right!) will take on a rifle, create a huge manifestation on Teehran Ville, just beside Pyongyang Ville in the State of Louisiana, and he will scream higher that ever with the croud «WE WANT PRADA! WE WANT PRADA! WE WANT PRADA!
PS: Thanks for the meal.»
- Buru Har
Monday, February 13, 2006
Why do we need to defeat Bob McHallewfarm?
Jeepers creepers, just look at him. Look at that hair and those polka dots and that stupid grin on his face. How can you not want to annhiliate him? And, my evil friends, Bob is Swiss. Do we ever hear anything about Switzerland? Ever? No. They all own guns, but do they ever use them? No. What losers. All that money, spent and wasted. Even though Bob is Swiss, he owns one. He has to; he's Swiss. Do you see that dog in his picture? Loser! We, as Gaizin Diabhalens, also hate his choices in clothing. Look at his horrendous style. Full of attempts at cuteness, but never succeeding. Is it any wonder, Gaizin Diabhalens, why we need to defeat this ghost? This Swiss ghost?
So, B.H. and A.C., we shall try our best and we will also win. Why, you ask? Because we are G.D.
Har, har, har!
Kill, kill, kill, and Sue Koss!
-Striapach
So, B.H. and A.C., we shall try our best and we will also win. Why, you ask? Because we are G.D.
Har, har, har!
Kill, kill, kill, and Sue Koss!
-Striapach
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Aiolos Cerberus of the Gaiz Diabhal
Nothing could make me more EVIL then being in the Gaiz Diabhal. In spite of being only 18 years old my evil life has began when I was a small kid, I used to broke things only for pleasure and blamed my older brother just to see my mother kicking his ass. HAR HAR HAR!!!!!
Victory shall be OURS!!!!!!
Victory shall be OURS!!!!!!
Striapach dos Gaiz Diabhal.
Striapach here. Whaz up, my evil friend, Buru Har?
I probably know anyway, as are talking on MSN right now.
Anyway, the evil life is so fun. Everybody should therefore worship us. We talk about the most evil things, yet we are the ones who make the most sense. :)
Bob McHallewfarm thinks he make sense, but he's just a stupid Swiss ghost. What could be more disgusting than that? We will destroy him one day. Then we will chop him up into a bajillion pieces and put the pieces in random places. Like the idea? Yeah, I thought so.
That is what being evil is about.
Also about killing and suing Koss.
I probably know anyway, as are talking on MSN right now.
Anyway, the evil life is so fun. Everybody should therefore worship us. We talk about the most evil things, yet we are the ones who make the most sense. :)
Bob McHallewfarm thinks he make sense, but he's just a stupid Swiss ghost. What could be more disgusting than that? We will destroy him one day. Then we will chop him up into a bajillion pieces and put the pieces in random places. Like the idea? Yeah, I thought so.
That is what being evil is about.
Also about killing and suing Koss.
Saturday, February 11, 2006
«Love» by Buru Har
Love sucks...Love stinks...and the fact, is that its still the most powerful, destructive and beautiful thing we can ever get in touch in our miserable lives(except me and Striapach, because we're GD).
Do I feel love? Unfortunately, yes. Unfortunately, I'm not a feelingless robot. Unfortunately my soccer team isnt an european champion. Unfortunately, I'm a optimist portuguese on Portugal. Unfortunately, life tells me constantly that getting kicked in the ass is good for my health. Unfortunately, there are people who say «no» just because. Unfortunately, the communists and all the left-wingers left their brain in animals anus, such as horses and dogs. So remember people, when you think you've spoiled your fresh new shoes on dogs shit, disappoint yourself, its human brains, those who believe in a new world with peace and love, and all those things. Unfortunately, I get my counterspells being countered and bribe a deck without creatures. Unfortunately, she said no...
just to piss off my friends...
Do I feel love? Unfortunately, yes. Unfortunately, I'm not a feelingless robot. Unfortunately my soccer team isnt an european champion. Unfortunately, I'm a optimist portuguese on Portugal. Unfortunately, life tells me constantly that getting kicked in the ass is good for my health. Unfortunately, there are people who say «no» just because. Unfortunately, the communists and all the left-wingers left their brain in animals anus, such as horses and dogs. So remember people, when you think you've spoiled your fresh new shoes on dogs shit, disappoint yourself, its human brains, those who believe in a new world with peace and love, and all those things. Unfortunately, I get my counterspells being countered and bribe a deck without creatures. Unfortunately, she said no...
just to piss off my friends...
Buru Har of the Gaiz Diabhal
I am going to present myself, not by words of mine, but threw evil, pure, pure evil, the kind of evil thats doesnt let you sleep a good night because your stomach is an incompetent looser that cant find a way to fight the neo-liberal spirals bla bla bla bla bla bla
Am I a boy? No, I'm not even a freackin human how can I be a boy? Who made this stupid question?
Do I have a face to be known? who knows....maybe I do...maybe I dont....or maybe, I'm just sitting at the front of some computers screen at 6:12 am because I decided to have internet friends even more far away than Portugal, and none of them appears now to talk with me.
Why?!?!?!?...I dont know, who cares, really...?
Being a Gaiz Diabhal is simply letting your anus and your brain work as one in harmony, so let there be peace then.
Am I a boy? No, I'm not even a freackin human how can I be a boy? Who made this stupid question?
Do I have a face to be known? who knows....maybe I do...maybe I dont....or maybe, I'm just sitting at the front of some computers screen at 6:12 am because I decided to have internet friends even more far away than Portugal, and none of them appears now to talk with me.
Why?!?!?!?...I dont know, who cares, really...?
Being a Gaiz Diabhal is simply letting your anus and your brain work as one in harmony, so let there be peace then.
Evil has a itchy side of acting
First post ever, yes, thats right, the most evilish group ever known has come to express itself, on the underworld of the internet by the hands of its first-founders: Buru Har and Striapach.
We are evil, We are Gaiz Diabhal. Do you want to know why we are evil? Yes? well, tough luck, we're evil, we dont say.
We are evil, We are Gaiz Diabhal. Do you want to know why we are evil? Yes? well, tough luck, we're evil, we dont say.
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