St Kitts and Nevis rulez

and theere is some major reasons for that, mostly because the rest of the world sucks, and here is why.

Russia: the hometown of the «Same Shit, Different Day», where old communist high members are now the rulers of the country's resources;
Poland: Bullied threw out the centuries by germans and russians, and hungarians when they remember too; Germany: Insert Coin - apocalypse on the way;
Denmark: «Something's wrong on Denmark's kingdom?» isnt a question, its an affirmation.
Greece: Ok, Brokeback mountain? That in every corner of a hill.
Sweden: Here's a thought, maybe swedish and french could get together, considering that Swedens national icon are big tits and France is a big metal falo in the middle of Paris, the rest you can imagine.
Romenia: Wannabe italians with slave accent.
Italians: a giant tower falling down tells much of a self-asteem of a country.
Austria: Hitler born there and flee to Germany, Einstein born there and flee to the US, Freud born there and flee to England - Seems that to be an Austrian you must pay taxes.
Switzerland: The only country that is bad in the only thing that is good at: Cheeses with holes.
France: When jackassness becomes a national icon.
Spain: When stepping cockroaches and killing mosquitoes becomes the main national dance.
Portugal: Founded on a Edipoe's complex, an infidelity as the main love story and the principal literature books speaks about incest.
Marrocos: As clever as it seems to get as far as possible of Spain and Portugal, immigrating there isnt the solution. Idiots is the word.
Filipins: The only country that managed to be a portuguese, spanish, english and french colony. UAU!
China: Welcome to Hell.
Japan: Life isnt Comics, although you jappos manage to make a full figure out of yourselves.
India: Kamasutra isnt sexy, Sex Gods arent sexy, and sex isnt sexy, specially if you do it on the mud, or, as we say geopolitically, India.
Iran: This gun I have is to make weight on my pocket.
Palestinians: Demaning an independent country means that you already have a country, and things such as an economy, a society, a ground to live in. Try Harder, word - idiots.
Iceland: The only country who can say that a Women movement has reached power, but besides politics, all the journalists are wondering how to approach the femme leader about their main "positions".
USA: Its not about Bush, its not about Clinton, its not about Iraq, its mainly on finding out that a 75 year old nanny robbs a bank.
Mexico: «Yo tambien quiero ser americano»
Venezuela: I can also manage to get a country of playdoll
Brasil: Being a second class portuguese its already bad without the morbid desire to reclaim a spanish identity, the sad part of it: They dont manage to do it.
Argentina: Having a spanish background its awful, but being mad with Brasil because they want to take them their spanish background, its getting mad with the doctor cause he wants to remove a penis cancer.

Saint Kitts and Nevis wins the Award of most common country in the world.


-Buru Har