Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Islamism rullz

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball,
No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot. No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No
shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.
More than one wife. Rag for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and
there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies. No Christmas.
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all
times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like
your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ?

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